Punishment for Sleeping on the Job
I had just finished eating my hot dog. I had to grab a quick bite because it was my unenviable duty to administer the database changes that Friday night. I did not relish this task. But I mustard up the courage and set about my task. Everything seemed to be going wrong. To be frank, I encountered one error after another. And none of the error codes made any sense. Soon, I was so far behind that I could never ketchup. I was in a real pickle.
So I summoned my courage, got up off my buns, and opened up the Messages & Codes manual. But nothing seemed to make any sense. This was no picnic. When lo and behold before my very eyes was a 10 foot tall hot dog. He said, “I am Captain Codes, how can I help?”
I started grilling him… I told him that my REORG job received a 00D70030, what was I to do? The precocious hunk of meat strode over to my terminal and linked into the keyboard. Within seconds he had solved my problems… then all of a sudden I heard this loud stream of beeps. I raised my head and saw that I had fallen asleep on my keyboard. It was all a dream… but yet, my REORG was running again. And what was that sauerkraut doing on my F3 key?
But I’ll tell you one thing, this job just may be a weiner after all!